Ever since I picked up my first tablet (Acer A500), I knew the platform was doomed for productivity. While I really wanted to love my tablet, there was one glaringly obvious ergonomic issue: I had to hold the thing with one hand…
Workarounds to Actually Work
As time went on (15 minutes) I came to the realization that I had succumbed to the hype, man did I feel dumb. There was absolutely no way I was getting any “real work” done on this bad boy. Sure, I tried kickstands, USB keyboards, Bluetooth keyboards, mice, etc., however none of these options left me without the nagging feeling that I ought to be using a laptop.
Why the Hell Did I Buy this Thing?
Looking long and hard at why I even bought a tablet led me back to the same conclusion: “Shit, I dunno.” While I always wanted to pick up the tablet (that beautiful, shiny, sleek and black thing) I knew in the back of my mind that I needed a big boys device, a proper monitor AND keyboard equipped tablet, a.k.a. my laptop.
When you boil it down, tablets will always be limited by their ability to conform to the human body for data input. Certainly voice recognition has become significantly better, however, imagine trying to create a complicated business spreadsheet using only your voice? “A2, bold, format to simple date, align center. A3, formula vlookup A4 …, round to nearest integer…” It would be about as efficient as the government currently is.
Today’s “solutions” such as the Microsoft Surface essentially take a laptop and make it LESS useful. Hell, it’s even hard to argue these days that tablets are more portable than laptops, especially ultrabooks. I was able to find 4 ultrabooks within a similar price range of the Surface 2, within a half pound of weight, and all with better battery life. With the ultrabook I know I can get the job done, with the Surface 2 I believe I can get the job done but there’s some doubt… What’s the point at this point?
“Holy shit, we’ve taken tablets that sucked as laptops and tried to make them kinda like laptops again. Fuck me.”
As if the line between tablet and laptop wasn’t blurred enough, today Microsoft announced the Surface 3: the 12″ tablet laptop thingy. “What the hell just happened?” Microsoft even trumpeted their horns about the merits of the Surface 3’s “lapability”. I don’t know about you, but I can’t figure out if this is a laptop with a detachable monitor, or a monitor with a keyboard dock. Does anyone really want this?
What do you think, is it time to realize that tablets are lame, or do you think Netflix will keep tablets alive forever?
Ryan is a self-taught Android developer who’s passionate about designing powerful apps with simple & intuitive user interfaces.
Ryan’s currently maintaining his hit app Kids Zone as it continues to rapidly grow each day. When not fixing bugs and writing features you’ll find Ryan out for a drive, working out or petting his chihuahuas!